Last year was eventful, to say the least. Since I failed to document a lot of our family's (and solely my own selfish) thoughts and adventures/not so adventures in 2009, this little series will be an attempt to catch up.
#12 -- The Dilemma
I hate mopping. Hate. It. So, to my delight, Santa (aka Black Friday sales) brought me a completely mundane, anything-but-guilty-pleasure. Allow me to introduce the newest member of our family:

Gwelda.* She's my new steam mop. I knew when I saw the ad for her for more than 50% off that I would welcome her into our family. But I had no idea the extent of the joy she would bring to my heart. I have never smiled while mopping until I plugged the ole' girl in for the first time and glided her across my almost inferior floor.
Now for the dilemma. If stranded on a desert island (equipped with electricity, of course) would I take my steam mop, or my other favorite purchase of 2009:

This is Frank.** He keeps our food cold. Really cold. For a long time. No more last minute runs to the store for one lousy loaf of bread. No more shoving and prodding in the tiny freezer to make room for the half leftover ham. He's just blissfully sitting out in my garage, awaiting his next thing to freeze.
So, how is a house-whif, like yours truly, supposed to choose between two of the most functional things on earth? I love a clean floor that practically cleans itself without having nasty bucket water to dump out. But I really love food, and staying alive. A rock and a hard place, I'd say.
Which one would you choose, on a deserted island with electricty, gorgeous cherry hardwood floors, and lots of casseroles to freeze? Mop it? or Freeze it?
* Gwelda's name is derived from a woman (other than my mother) who introduced me to one of the first times I felt pure joy in my young three-year-old life. My brother and I went to this 70 or 80-something lady's house to be babysat. She was sweet as sweet could be, and I have only two memories of her. First, sitting on barstools kicking my legs against the wall and munching on white bread peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and (sound choir of angels) CHEESE PUFFS. I hadn't ever tasted them before since my mother never bought such blasphemous food. With every processed cheese crunch, I smiled. Big. Thus, the connection with my steam mop. As for the second memory of Gwelda, well today it makes me smile. At the time, not so much. It was my first experience watching The Wizard of Oz. As a three-year-old I got a little scared of the wicked witch and ran to find solace from Gwelda. But to my horror, I found her in the bathroom taking out her false teeth. Which witch? I thought. Oh, bless her.
**(Names have been changed to protect the innocent.) Frank is very likable. Friendly at first impression and able to joke around. I like people who can joke around. He also has fingers that remind me of sausages. And my husband likes sausage. So we freeze it to have on hand. I love Frank the Freezer.